dear diary,
my name is bob. and i will report what happened yesterday to now.
in school, it was food day. ms. bobaleen, dressed up as a banana, while my crush, bobetta, was wearing a hot dog costume, I, went in a gummi bear costume. bobalina, bobettas' BFF, dressed as a hamburger.
of course, food day went just fine, until bobapher pushed bobalina in the mud and claimed she was a mudburger. bobuel, dressed up as a snowcone, and got an idea from bobapher, and started pushing everyone in the mud.
after a long long time of torcher, i came home, finished my homework, went to bed, and someone was calling on my cellphone! i looked, and it was some random person! too tempting, so i picked up the phone. the person said--
"watch your back, bob! because im after YOU! Y-O-O!"
i began to wonder if he did spelling when he was a kid, because personally, i thought you was spelled Y-O-U!
more will come later!
dear diary,
i was playing in the sand box, ok, maybe i was EATING it, but whos gonna read this anyway? (diarys response--bob, this is a public chat website! a lotta people will!)
so, while i was eating the sand, bobapher decided to get a pet monkey, so of course he came to school with it! but the teacher wasnt all that happy, because the monkey wasnt potty trained!!! (diarys responce-- :shock: ) so, of course i just decided to stay AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! but that didnt work. the monkey was after me! so i ran away, probably about 25 miles! when my mom saw me, she said to go to my room, and asked why i was all dirty, is said i didnt want to talk about it, but she was MAD!!! (diarys responce--bob, you stink) so of course i didnt get dinner! so that really sucked!
ready for bobs next chapter?
dear diary,
today i was eating breakfast, but my cereal was talking to me! (diarys response--bob, just
HOW BELIEVABLE IS THAT?!?!)my cereal seemed to be saying, "spare me! noooo dont eat me, nooooooo!!!! no! eelissa! dont goo!!!! cruel bob! cruel world!"
but i didnt really care!
well, today, also, since mom was at the hospital with dad, i was home alone. there was a ring on the doorbell, i decided to see who it was! it was a man, wearing a dark cloak, that was skeletal, wearing a mask with bushy eyebrows, a big nose, and glasses. he was also wearing a baseball cap. i was scared to death. i have baseball-aphobia! the man said, "BOB, I AM AFTER YOU, Y-O-O!!!!"
suddenly memories began to come back to me (diarys responce--
) the night with the phone in chaptor one.......the horrid memory.....
scared bob!
dear diary,
the man came in and said that he forgot his basketball, and while he was going out the door, i shut it on him! and locked it tight! so now, there is no way he can come back! (diarys responce--
well, you got lucky this time!)
but luckily this morning i didnt have cereal problems! this day was the best of my life until bobuel ruined it! he saw my underwear with little blue and red rockets! i hate bobuel! hes so mean! so tomorrow, i will ruin his life, like he ruined my day! then, matters got worse! mom comes home and she says that i cant eat the sand box for 50 WEEKS!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!
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